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Algoritma Iseng

Just iseng, algoritma putus nyambung :p

weAreCoupled = false;
do{
	if (weAreCoupled){
		letsBreakUp();
	}
	else{
		beMyGirlFriend();
	}
	weAreCoupled ~=  weAreCoupled;
}while(1)

Algoritma agar pintar:

do{
	studyHarder();
	prayHarder();
	readMoreBooks();
	doNotWasteYourTime();
}
while(youAreStupid())

Algoritma pencarian pasangan hidup :

do{
	if(sheLooksBeautiful()){
		if(sheIsSingle()){
			impressHer();
			inviteHerForDating();
			proposeHer();
			if(rejected()){
				doNotCry();
			}
			else{
				keepHerSmiling();
			}
		}
		else if (sheIsComplicated()){
			waitHerTillSingle();
		}
		else if (sheIsInRelationship()){
			doNotCry();
			impressHer();
			persuadeHerToBreakUpHerBoyFriend();	// it's a bit harsh
			waitHerTillSingle();
		}
	}
	else{
		justLeaveHer();
	}
} while(youMeetAGirl())

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